Scotland The Brave (humorous)

  • Wir hätten das hier als Hymne nehmen sollen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK6LkpfZ94s ;)


    Beste Strophe:
    Land o' the Kilt and Sporran -
    Underneath, there's nothin' worn!
    How I wish theÿ wind was warm! Scotland the Brave.
    I must admit it's pretty gruesome,
    Walking about wi' your frozen twosome!
    It's all we've got - we musn't lose 'em - Scotland the Brave.

    His Grace the Duke o Ergyll
    Francis Lucifer MacErgyll CRM, CFV, OSB, OAE
    Former Lord Heich Stewart an former First Meinister o Glenverness


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    Estaiblished 2011 | Ryal Warran by Appintment tae H.M. Queen Hermione III.

  • Aus der Rubrik "Parodien schottischer Lieder" (in diesem Fall 'Road to the Isles') hier ein weiteres Machtwerk der Corries: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcMXcDnvdiE



    Lyrics


      So you think you're gaein' tae the north to spend a holiday
      'Cause you're vaguely Scottish on your mither's side
      And you've heard of ancient glories both renowned in song and story
      Kilts and haggis, Andy Stewart and the Clyde


      Ye go up by Crianlarich, it's the gateway to the north
      And the scenery will please your eyes I'm sure
      Ye take oot your picnic basket 'cause the car has blown a gasket
      In the middle o' a place called Rannoch Moor


      So you telephone the garage listed in the tourist guide
      That was published for you by the R.A.C.
      But by design, or by intention, or, they just forget to mention
      That the garage closes doon for half past three


      So you're towed behind this tractor tae a corrugated shed
      That's surrounded by farm implements and carts
      And you scratch your head and wonder why you ever bought a Honda
      'Cause they'll have to send to Tokyo for the parts


      So you board the train for Oban and you get the boat to Mull
      Feeling like you've had a night upon the tiles
      Ye pay twenty pence for coffee with a tang o' diesel oil
      Your experience in the swindle o' the isles


      But your pulse begins to quicken at the thought of berry-pickin'
      So you take a trip to 'Gowrie for a spell
      Wi' some wellies o' your mothers that she bought in Ali Brothers
      And a Gideon bible pinched frae yer hotel


      So you're standing picking rasps being stung to death by wasps
      The midges and the clegs are making free
      And the bairns have ate the berries and contracted dysentery
      'Cause last week they sprayed the crop with DDT


      So you're headin' back to Birmingham more waterlogged than tanned
      But no signs of habitation can you see
      When you thought you were in Berwick you were actually in Lerwick
      'Cause some vandal changed the signpost in Dundee

  • Groß.


    "So you telephone the garage listed in the tourist guide
    That was published for you by the R.A.C.
    But by design, or by intention, or, they just forget to mention
    That the garage closes doon for half past three"


    Her Grace The Duchess o Ergyll
    Averil Euphemia MacErgyll
    Managing Directress o the King's Garden Stock Exchange

  • Hallo Sportfreunde! Viele Grüße aus dem einzigen und wahren Imperium!
    Es wäre eigentlich mal wieder Zeit für eine AM. Da ihr Titelträger seid, und in Ermangelung einer festen Orga, steht euch das Recht zu, dieses tolle Turnier eventuell auszurichten. ;)


    Wäre toll, wenn wir da am Ball bleiben und einen Turnus beibehalten.


    Wenn nicht, auch nicht schlimm. Irgendwie finden wir schon jemanden.

  • "A SCOTS icon and the only female member of a group of students who took the Stone of Destiny in a daring raid of Westminster Abbey has died, it was revealed today.


    Kay Matheson was one of four Scottish students who became national heroes after the heist on Christmas Day in 1950.


    The four nationalist students, Matheson along with Ian Hamilton QC, Gavin Vernon and Alan Stuart, seized the stone from the Abbey and returned it to Scotland."


    http://www.scotsman.com/lifest…ider-dies-at-84-1-2993093

  • Interessant zu wissen, du wirst doch aber nicht etwa eine Unterstützerin der schottischen Separatisten sein, meine Königin?

    The Richt Honoured

    Donald MacFellowton PC, CFV

    First Meinister o the Ryal Realm o Glenverness

    HVM Plenipotentiary tae the Northren Antica Union

    The Earl o Wemblingham, Baron o Lorredeen

    Chief o MacFellowton

    Owner o the MacFellowton Co.


    fr Caibinet Secretar for Furrin an Northren Antica Affairs

    fr Delegate for the Cartographie-Assoziation

  • 8o 8o 8o 8o


    Ich bin schockiert, wieso denn, es kann seine Klasse unter dem britischen Unionskönigreich doch ideal ausfalten, und was wird aus der Königin wenn Schottland aus dem UK austreten würde, der selbe Fall wie bei den Kolonien :D?

    The Richt Honoured

    Donald MacFellowton PC, CFV

    First Meinister o the Ryal Realm o Glenverness

    HVM Plenipotentiary tae the Northren Antica Union

    The Earl o Wemblingham, Baron o Lorredeen

    Chief o MacFellowton

    Owner o the MacFellowton Co.


    fr Caibinet Secretar for Furrin an Northren Antica Affairs

    fr Delegate for the Cartographie-Assoziation

  • Ach so ja, die jakobitische Thronfolge kenne ich, wenn König Franz von Bayern keine Nachkommen zeugen sollte, wird ihm seine Schwester nachfolgen, ihr wiederum folgt ihr ältestes Kind, ein Prinz von Liechtenstein der als Nummer 2 der liechtensteinischen Thronfolge mal zugleich Fürst und Jakobiner-König von Schottland werden wird.


    Ich stehe definitiv für das UK, doch für das Haus Wittelsbach spricht, dass damit ein katholisches Herrscherhaus in GB herrschen würde :D.
    Ich denke viele der Seperatisten besinnen sich eher auf einen eigenen König als auf eine pöbelhafte anwiedernde Republik?

    The Richt Honoured

    Donald MacFellowton PC, CFV

    First Meinister o the Ryal Realm o Glenverness

    HVM Plenipotentiary tae the Northren Antica Union

    The Earl o Wemblingham, Baron o Lorredeen

    Chief o MacFellowton

    Owner o the MacFellowton Co.


    fr Caibinet Secretar for Furrin an Northren Antica Affairs

    fr Delegate for the Cartographie-Assoziation

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